Abruptly written because I'm upset. Sorry.

EDIT-- I NEVER SAID SHE WAS RIPPING ME OFF. I DON'T THINK SHE IS. I KNOW THAT THIS CHARACTER WAS NOT INSPIRED BY TECHNO. READ MY LETTERS TO HER, FOR GOD'S SAKE, I SAID IT FOUR OR FIVE TIMES THAT I DON'T THINK SHE STOLE !!!ANYTHING!!! AND THAT I KNOW SHE MADE IT UP HERSELF. RELAX. --EDIT

This has been a point of hot debate and much discussion among my RL friends for the past couple of months. I've finally reached a descision...

Now that there is a new neon fuchsia and white with black stripes furry spreading themselves around the internet, I feel that it is time to relinquish my name as the character I've been playing since 2000: Techno. Obviously Techno's presence as an interesting, unique character was less significant than I thought, as there is now a character almost identical to her tryping to make a name for itself in the fandom, known as "Kiki", created by the infamous Swiftkill/Kay Fedawa. In light of the confusion and upset regarding this character's similarities to my long-standing personal avatar, and Swiftkill's resistance to make any significant change, I am dropping use of my "fursona" Techno Procyon until further notice.

As of now I will be going by a generic version of my standard username (which, although inspired by Techno, does not neccessarily refer to her) -- Robocoon. Henceforth I will only be known by this name, because I get far too upset seeing Techno and knowing that there is another character indistinguishable from her.

My other alternate secondary characters still exist (except Sigmund, as he is retired alongside Techno since they are a pair) and may be used in place of a "fursona", now, since I lack one that is defined as well as Techno was. Just as a refresher, those characters that can be used as an avatar in lieu of Techno are Profett, the jackalraptor cyborg, Pocoa, the collie+common dolphin slavebot, and my non-fursonas/pokemon comic characters Tindalos the houndoom and Quetzcoatl the xatu.

For further reading regarding why this happened, please see the following page: http://robocoon.net/tech/kiki.html

no, it's not a late april fools. Sorry folks.

K guys I need money in my paypal within like 24-48 hours, ASAP, or else I'm not going to be able to pay for a friend's gift that I won on ebay. (I didn't realize it ended so soon.)

I'm up for 5 icons, at $10.00 US a pop. Basic things like "Happy", "Sad", "Hungry", "Dancing", etc. I can also animate them a little if you want. (Sparkles, moving background, blinking name, etc.)

YOU WILL GET ONE 100x100 ICON AND THE 500x500 ORIGINAL FILE IT WAS MADE FROM.

Please pimp me out! THESE WILL BE FINISHED WITHIN ONE DAY OF PAYMENT!!

SLOTS
1. circuit_four
2. dragoon3428
3. heerosferret
4. squnq
5. beetiger

THANK YOU GUYS!!!!!
if you still want icon commissions but missed these slots, leave a message. I can take them, but it won't be within 24 hours completion. Probably more like a week. :o

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DEAR EVERYBODY,

THE BAKE-TO-GET-HARD CLAY OFTEN USED TO MAKE JEWELRY AND THINGS IS CALLED SCULPEY.

SCULPTI IS A KIND OF LASER.

LET ME REPEAT THAT AGAIN.
THE WORD IS
SCULPEY
NOT
SCULPTY

FOR GOD'S SAKES I HAVE BEEN AWARE OF THIS SINCE I WAS TEN YEARS OLD. STOP BEING RETARDED.


FUCK,



TECHNO

Should I go on vacation with my parents? I would be moving literally two days after I came home. They won't give me the money they'd be spending to go on vacation in trade for me staying home. I feel like they would be really pissed if I didn't go, because as my mother said, "One last vacation with us before you move"... because I originally just flat out said "No". I don't like Florida, so personally I would rather stay home, but now I feel like I'm obligated to go, to please them. Which is retarded, because that's money that I would rather have for my move, but they won't go for that.

( logs, more info, etc )

Opinions please.

SHORT VERSION:
1. a bunch of people from #fxc-chat defected over to #threesome recently.
2. #threesome is #threesome. No rules no warnings everybody's a dick and we're all just as messed up as the rest of us. It's a tight-knit group of the scum of the earth and we love each other.
3. one of the new people from #fxc-chat is seriously annoying and rude, and gets on my nerves, but I try to let it go and get to know her because she's apparently close friends with Captain-Fox and Farore.
4. this new person doesn't understand that #threesome is #threesome, and how it works. at all.
5. after several days, new person invites an underage kid into #threesome. none of us know this kid except a few of the #fxc-chat people. this is an issue because of some of the things #threesome deals in. We're all VERY paranoid about getting partyvanned and we usually keep a close eye on each new person that comes in.
6. underage kid says he's ignoring everything but what new person says.
7. I kick underage kid with the message "unacceptable". #threesome = random kicks. it always has, it always will. it was a joke.
8. underage kid rejoins. no problems.
9. new person decides to take it personally and goes, "wow, that's mature" to me.
10. I get annoyed at the new person obviously not understanding that #threesome is #threesome, and say something to the effect of, "lol, calling people immature on the internet".
11. new person then goes out of her way to make personal attacks on me, making light of problems that I can't control (see logs).
12. I get fed up, and after having talked myself out of it repeatedly for several days, kickban the new person.
13. I leave upset messages to both Captain-Fox and Farore, saying "I'm sorry but your friend is a cunt".
14. I wake up this morning to Captain-Fox having deserted the internet, leaving a message saying that he's quitting #threesome. He also unbanned the new person.
15. I defeatedly shut down IRC.

16. (came back to paste the link to this page and then /quit again)


Before reading the logs, things you should know---
1. ten is another new person. He goes out of his way to try and be all "lol i don't care, the is the internets" and to basically outshine all the other stars in the sky in regards to retardedness in the channel. we've called him out on it before, so now every once in a while he'll throw a "I'M TRYING TOO HARD APPARENTLY" in here and there, to mock me.
2. I said shortly after when all the new people joined that I didn't like it. THE new person (Malevolence) constantly throws out "LOL NEW PEOPLE IN THE CHAT, LOL OH NOES" now, to mock me.


SPECIFIC LOGS OF WHAT HAPPENED:
:03:07:23a » * Rinku ignores anything that isn't in pink /me text or typed by Mal.
:03:08:04a » * Rinku was kicked by Techno (unacceptable « 602 »)
:03:08:27a » * Rinku (~Tinylurke@c-67-172-167-25.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #threesome
:03:08:32a » [Malevolence] oh that was mature.
:03:08:39a » [ten] the elite fanclub has spoken
:03:08:44a » [Techno] lol at calling someone immature on the internet
:03:08:49a » [ten] i am trying too hard to be funny
:03:09:05a » [ten] because it is VERY IMPORTANT that i impress people i don't even like.
:03:09:14a » [Malevolence] lol at being a total bitch on the internet
:03:09:34a » [Techno] lol at being a huge massive cunt that has to make a big deal about something on an internet chat room
:03:10:38a » [Malevolence] lol and anxiety attacks are a wonderful excuse for people to feel sorry for you and give you free reign
:03:10:55a » [Techno] lol what the fuck that doesn't even make sense
:03:11:49a » [Malevolence] new people in chat, oh noes
:03:12:09a » * Techno sets mode: +b *!*@209.12.153.23
:03:12:12a » * Malevolence was kicked by Techno (how about you stop for a while « 602 / 276 »)
:03:12:23a » [SnowMink] riffle tech
:03:12:39a » [Rinku] ...
:03:13:32a » [Rinku] That is who Malevolence is, someone who has a large ammount of humor on any subject, even on that might be considered 'srs' by others. You just kicked her for trying to make humor out of a rather idiotic situation...
:03:13:44a » * Rinku sighs and shakes his head.
:03:13:48a » [Techno] lol rinku no. she's been nothing but a cunt since she got here.
:03:13:51a » [Techno] she needs to take a break.
:03:14:02a » [Rinku] Shes the best cunt ever -.-
:03:14:11a » [Techno] if she's trying to be funny, she isn't. I really want to be cool with her, but the way she is is just annoying.
:03:14:11a » [ten] yeah we definitely don't know her as well as you do techy wechy
:03:14:17a » [SnowMink] even the best cunt can stink from time to time :)
:03:15:45a » [Techno] [ten] yeah we definitely don't know her as well as you do techy wechy -- your opinion doesn't really matter
:03:16:01a » [Techno] she's been pissing me and at least 4 other people off pretty continuously
:03:16:09a » [Techno] so she can take a break
:03:16:12a » [Eaglebird] [Malevolence] lol and anxiety attacks are a wonderful excuse for people to feel sorry for you and give you free reign -- I FOUND THIS UTTERLY HILARIOUS YOU GUYS BRB LING MAO


PM WITH EAGLE...
:03:45:49a » [Techno] I left Farore and Cappy messages saying that I'm sorry but she's annoying.
:03:46:07a » [Eaglebird] Farore and Cappy will udnerstand, especially if they read up
:03:46:20a » [Techno] yeah
:03:46:30a » [Techno] it's one thing to be trying to be the stereotypical "bitch on the internet, lol"
:03:46:34a » [Techno] but she's just.. wow
:03:46:42a » [Techno] crossing the line into irritating
:03:46:45a » [Techno] thus, +b


MESSAGE LEFT BY CAPPY WHEN I WOKE UP...
:03:20:26a » [Techno] hey I'm sorry but your friend malevolence is a motherfucking cunt.
:03:20:45a » [Techno] and she's also full of shit.
:09:30:00a » [Captain-Fox[Away]] Dare I even ask why?
:09:34:29a » * Captain-Fox sighs
:09:34:53a » [Captain-Fox] Looks like you took what she said too seriously. I think I'll pop off for a while.

he also left a message in the topic of #threesome saying he was leaving.

apparently they DIDN'T understand, and I'm the one at fault. I drove off someone who says he loves me. I don't understand how I'm the one at fault here.

I am turning to you for assistance in my life. Oh, the wonders of Web 2.0!

Basically, I am in relatively urgent need of money in order to move out of my house and start the rest of my life. I have been offered a temporary place to live with my friends in Wisconsin, long enough to get a job out there and put money down on an apartment. In order to move, I need to make about 4,000$. This will allow me to buy a car when I get there.

I want to be living in Wisconsin by January at the latest. I intend to move as SOON as I can save enough money. This could be as soon as October, if I work hard. Ideally, I would like to move before Christmas.

I already applied for a second job at a local grocery that pays better than Gamestop. If I can pull down 40 hours a week there, I'll save up enough money fairly quickly. However, since it's not positive that I'm going to get hired, I need to make more money.

I know I've had issues in the past with completing commissions, largely in part due to my perfectionist nature and lack of good supplies. However, thanks to my friends, I now have a laptop with touchscreen capability, which means I can at very least do sketches quickly. Also, now that I'm on medicine, I feel like I have better discipline over myself.

So, without further rambling, I will now direct you to a page that I really don't want to make, because selling art is against my code of conduct...
COMMISSION INFO

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